// 16-08-03
I shot the sheriff, but I only winged the deputy.
// 30-07-03
Establish first autonomous monkey collective
// 26-07-03
I am my own cancelled 80s sitcom starring Gary Coleman
// 25-07-03
Watch Blowfish's own reality TV show, discover he is actually Lisa from Big Brother. Explains the sudden increase in the pitch of his voice and his recent lack of any balls.
// 25-07-03
I am almost exactly the average age of EK members (active, inactive and retired). What an uninteresting fact. This incidentally is half the waist measurement (in inches) of both raw and dawg.