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Unfair on Blowfish 
Yes, all these cartoons are a little unfair on Steve, so I am doing an EK cartoon (when I can be arsed) which will feature a lot of you. Watch this space :)
23rd Apr 2001 at 01:35 by jeopardy 0 comment(s)
Savage Q3DML 
Just received an email from Savage, including:


Division 4A – Monday, 10PM

I cant frag
Alliance
Elite Killers
Fish Heads
Clan 3
Capital Punishment
Team Fear
Smoke Me a Kipper




Not sure when the league actually begins. Watch this space.

21st Apr 2001 at 14:37 by djuhn 0 comment(s)
club system is total ownage 
not being funny or anything but

club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage club system is total ownage

nice one bruvva!!
21st Apr 2001 at 05:08 by jeopardy 1 comment(s)
Episode II of "The Tales of The BlowFish" 
Episode II of "The Tales of The BlowFish"
21st Apr 2001 at 04:04 by jeopardy 0 comment(s)
Geekplay 1.0b5 
Updated the essential files page with the new version of geekplay. This version (1.0b5) has much improved mod detection, so OSP 4-way demos work.
21st Apr 2001 at 03:28 by djuhn 0 comment(s)
Happy weekend 
Thanks to Mr for a couple of great tight games (85:80 to us on dm8 and 90:77 to us on dm14tmp) earlier this evening. Another 'thank you' to [ek.bladderwee] for answering the emergency call-up when coda's cable went pop.

Congratulations to dawg for being almost psychic in his match predictions: [dawg] I wanna see EK get the beats :)

While we're here, big shout out to the EK members who beat KCDF 142:7 on dm7, and RIP 99:0 on dm6tmp. Played, guys.
20th Apr 2001 at 21:18 by djuhn 1 comment(s)
Ammendment to last column post 
Blowfish says he doesn't have time to read the column and that I should do a cartoon - so I did :)

View it here
20th Apr 2001 at 18:20 by jeopardy 0 comment(s)
This is Cracking! 
Well I Joined BW4.. It was CA so I Joined red, with its 2 existing members. 4Q starts the usual shit, Join blue you wanker etc. Blue has 4 players... I say "if I join blue you lose mind :/" He returns fire with abuse once again, im lame etc.
I join blue, we win game after game. So I decide to duel him.
We get to a server. He picks t2 and the fun begins:
Im wzx.

wzx: hmm t2 i hardly play this but, ok!
wzx: gl
4Q: hf
4Q was railed by wzx
4Q: wtf?
4Q: was scratchina
wzx: in the air? :/
4Q ate wzx's rocket
4Q: wtf
4Q: brb
4Q disconnected
4Q connected
4Q: heh got stuff running in back ground
wzx: np
4Q: don't kill me im in a window
4Q: right k .....sorted brb
4Q disconnected
4Q connected
4Q: sorted
wzx: gl etv
wzx: etc
4Q almost dodged wzx's rocket
4Q: wtf
4Q: fekin this keeps freezing
wzx: :/
4Q almost dodged wzx's rocket
4Q: someone messaged me on icq!
wzx: sorz!
4Q was melted by wzx's plasmagun
4Q: ?
4Q: mouse didnt move !!
4Q was melted by wzx's plasmagun
4Q: fuk this i need reboot
wzx: problems?
4Q: getting 25 fps
wzx: ok
wzx: see u on irc then?
4Q: fekin 1.27 is pissing me off
wzx: oh!
4Q disconnected

He then returns to irc, after a 1 minute reboot to inform me:

[00:33] <Draven> fs i can't run q3 ????WTf grrr
[00:33] <Draven> some files have gone!!
[00:34] <Draven> I will play you later when its working again!
[00:34] <saten> mmmk mate, sorry about that :/
››› server(error) Draven : No such nick


Well It had me in stiches anyhow :)
20th Apr 2001 at 01:11 by saten 0 comment(s)
No more Clan Wars/no more Vs - jeopardy sheds a tear :/ 
From Shill's post:

Just wanted to announce that Clan-Wars is no more, due to ongoing server problems I have decided to pull the plug on the venture, so as of yesterday all Clan-Wars Leagues are off. The WPDML will be ran till the end of season 1 through our webby, but once that finishes, all Clan-Wars operations will finish.

Also as of today Clan *Vs* Virtual Suicide is no more, due to ongoing recruitment problems and people leaving there is no way we can carry on.

So, no more Clan Wars leagues :( (see my column soon for further thoughts on this) and also no more Vs, another shame.

Guess they are just havin to react to how the gaming community is going. I must say, EK are lucky in having a strong recruitment - as a clan we could easily have fielded 2 teams in BWDML/WPDML and played all the matches (with virtually no defaults or postponements). That said, i8 will probably be my Q3 swansong (unless I go back into Halls in 4th year) and come next year I don't see either bob or Djuhn having that much time to play Q3. Luckily (and I touch wood when I say this) the loss of 3 clan members won't spell the end of EK (even if we don't play any leagues, I'd like to think that EK would still exist as we are all friends) and the reason it won't spell the end is because we have a large clan roster. It'd be nice if EK can exist until the death toll finally rings over Quake, hell it'd be nice if the clan can survive until it's finally tolled for FPS games :)

My column, innit!
19th Apr 2001 at 22:28 by jeopardy 0 comment(s)
Wireplay goings-on 
Strange goings on in Wireplay. I get back from dinner to find bob and coda discussing us having a default win. I get to the admin channel to see if '3' are the nice friendly postponing types or the cheap default-grabbing whores and some '3' representative named Cookie has already stormed off:

[19:02:35] (coda): <c^ookie> coda
[19:02:36] (coda): <c^ookie> we
[19:02:36] (coda): <c^ookie> do
[19:02:36] (coda): <c^ookie> not
[19:02:36] (coda): <c^ookie> hjave
[19:02:36] (coda): <c^ookie> 4
[19:02:38] (coda): <c^ookie> so
[19:02:40] (coda): <c^ookie> stop
[19:02:42] (coda): <c^ookie> talking
[19:02:44] (coda): <c^ookie> bollox
[19:02:48] (coda): <c^ookie> FFS
[19:02:48] (coda): <Sar> calm down
[19:02:52] (coda): <c^ookie> its all he eva does
[19:03:03] (coda): <c^ookie> if he wants to take the default like a prick cos he knows he wud lose if we pld
[19:03:03] (coda): <c^ookie> then he can
[19:03:03] (coda): <c^ookie> what a prick
[19:03:06] (coda): *** part/#wpq3dml [c^ookie!~0wn3d@host213-123-150-51.btopenworld.com]
[19:03:12] (coda): i didnt say fuck all


and admin bloke Sar has awarded us the default. Oh well :) Anyway, a warning to all EK ("Elite Kunts" according to Cookie - I am sure The Devil will find this amusing) that Cookie is going to "teach [us] a lesson", one that involves baseball bats.

ROTFL.

Anyone fancy a game of Quake, no immature poo-poo heads allowed? :)

*coda-edit*
More logs here
18th Apr 2001 at 20:02 by djuhn 0 comment(s)
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